Organized By Jake Lubell
MALIBU BLUFFS PARK (34.033442, -118.703480)
The end of the world is coming to a near and there is much that needs completion and closure. Only so much can be done. I have only one question for you. What better way to end the universe than to attend an orgy? Let's put it this way... without sex there would be no life. So why not celebrate the end of life as we know it than with the very essence of our lives — sex. In a post-apocalyptic world, existence will be comprised of torture and misery for eternity. The only logical thing in such a situation would to be go out with a bang. So join me and your fellow swingers in the last party that will ever occur, as we sex our way into the afterlife. RSVP's will be taken completely seriously. Those who change their minds at last minute will not be granted entry but may watch from a distance. In the case that an apocalypse does not take place: Promotors are not liable for pregnancy, urinary tract infection, internal bleeding, blood urine, STD contractions, MIP's, demonic possession, epidemics, brain swelling, massive migraines, victimization by gang bang, double penetration, anal penetration, colon penetration, mouth penetration, ear penetration, nose penetration, armpit sexed, unintentional foot job, sandpaper handies, insect infestation, alcohol poisoning, extreme vomiting, explosive diarrhea, and pandemics that may occur to the attendees at their events. Promotors also do not condone to the consumption of any drugs and narcotics at this event, nor can they be accountable for those who may experience injury or death as a result of the usage of drugs and narcotics. Items You May Bring: Lubricant Sandpaper Items You May Not Bring (All but not limited to): Backpacks Clothing Furry Attire Clown Attire iPhones Knives Grenades Weapons of any sort Handcuffs Darts Maceroni and Cheese Vacuums Bows and Arrows Anthrax and all other poisons Silverware Untamed Pubic Hair Dragons Ryan Wong